You know how everyone receives those ever so helpful credit card applications in the mail. These people are lonely so they reach out to you for contact. You happen to be a kind person so take the application from one card put it in the self-addressed postage paid envelope of another credit card company. When you send this off to them they benefit by seeing there is some else doing what they do so they won't feel so lonely. The post office makes money by charging them for this mail and you will keep people at the post office employed. If the planets all align and everyone does this, mail campaigns may become too expensive and we will close down this deforestation project.
Do your part and help everyone involved, mail back that application. Just remember don't fill the form in
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