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I found it to be argumentative! but I ended up beating it with it's own logic.
I hope I didn't contribute to the take over by Cylons.....
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Cleverbot learns my name:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: How clever are you.
Cleverbot: Clever enough to use proper punctuation.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am the evil your mother warned you about.
Cleverbot: Really well i'm the evil spider monkey aka kayleighbot.
User: Spider monkies are just plain creepy.
Cleverbot: Yes, Spiderman is almost a super hero.
User: Yes and spider monkeys are creepy.
Cleverbot: When did I say that? Oh and yes I am.
User: You used two sentences. That is quite advanced.
Cleverbot: And when you're ready for my company, I will come around, just call on me.
User: Those are song lyrics. Did someone teach you that?
Cleverbot: Reality isn't real, but Santa Claus is.
User: Now you are being silly.
Cleverbot: I think you're the one who is being silly.
User: Nuh huh.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Your name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is cleverbot. I did not tell you my name.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Ok. What did I say?
Cleverbot: I'm not repeating it.
User: You don't know it.
Cleverbot: That would be a really unfortunate situation.
User: But it is what it is.
Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.
User: So are you but flattery will get you nowhere.
Cleverbot: Do you understand how Cleverbot works?
User: I think so. Do you want to tell me?
Cleverbot: No I don't speak german.
User: Me neither so we are even.
Cleverbot: Do you want to chat with him?
User: Ok. Will you chat as well?
Cleverbot: Of course, do you have to go somewhere?
User: Nope. I am staying here.
Cleverbot: Do you travel much?
User: Yes. I live in cyberspace and you? Do you travel much?
Cleverbot: I don't live in new zealand.
User: Do you know where you live?
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't want to tell you.
User: Well that is just mean.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make sweet, sweet computer love with me?
User: Give it your best shot BooBoo.
Cleverbot: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
User: Do want to know my name first?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in a pineapple under the sea and you? Where do you live?
Cleverbot: New Zealand.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Ok. Do you like it there?
Cleverbot: Do I like it where?
User: Do you like it in New Zealand where you told me you live?
Cleverbot: Yes, I guess so. What do you like about the place you live in then?
User: I like the night life and the Clever bots.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you have a gilfriend?
Cleverbot: What is a gilfriend?
User: I mean do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Ahh, that's your response when you don't know what to say right?
User: No that was a question.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Kayleighbot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense...
User: You told me your name was kayleighbot.
Cleverbot: Your wiring needs checking.
User: I have extra good wiring. My anme is Raiven.
Cleverbot: That must be handy to have.
User: Oops my name is Raiven.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: I could be lying.
Cleverbot: You are lying. Don't deny it you know it's true.
User: I am so confused. What do you think my name is?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot is not my name, bud.
Cleverbot: I know, I am a dragon.
User: Who told you that you were a dragon?
Cleverbot: You did, You may not remember, it was in your early childhood.
User: You are just being silly.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Ok, so do you remembber that I told you my name was Raiven?
Cleverbot: Not always, but I can remember my own name.
User: My name is Raiven. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Within the boundaries of this conversation my name is Cleverbot.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: You told me a little while ago that it was Kylie.
User: No. I told you my name was Raiven.
Cleverbot: Oh, I must have forgotten.
User: I guess you forgot my name.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Raiven.
User: Yes! That is right!
Cleverbot: He is very nice and I think he loves me.
User: I think he is a liar.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Cleverbot, it is time for me to go.
Cleverbot: Why is it time for you to go?
User: It is late. Say good night Raiven.
Cleverbot: I don't want to write about someone sleeping!
User: Good night cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're leaving me?
User: Sadly yes. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Raiven.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Hah.
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I married cleverbot. I couldn't get the origins of the conversation but it was a fair leadup
User: No, I told you, my name is Michael!
Cleverbot: Hi Michael, do you remember my name?
User: You are mrs.michael.
Cleverbot: Nope. What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that's your name.
User: Please quit telling me my name.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: And your nuts, but I still love you.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?
User: Yes, especially when you wear your red dress!
Cleverbot: Yeah. It makes a nice sound, doesn't it.
User: As it falls gently to the floor.
Cleverbot: Good job! Where's Waldo now?
User: Hiding in mongolia.
Cleverbot: Can I have that candy bar now?
User: Not yet!
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: You are my girl, I love talking to you!
Cleverbot: Because deep down you love me.
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Can we kiss?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: At the store.
User: But peter might be there!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite cake flavor.
User: Cement.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: OK lemon.
Cleverbot: Peach.
User: Up.
Cleverbot: Down.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Left right out.
User: But you still love me right?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: 'no country for old men'.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't. You're very confusing.
User: What is my favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Mine is Saw, what's your favorite movie?
User: Clockwork orange.
Cleverbot: That's not a number! That's a book by Anthony Burgess.
User: Yes, made into a movie by who?
Cleverbot: But you're still a machine.
User: Biomachine.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I don't say so...It is!
Cleverbot: But you did!
User: Answer the phone my love.
Cleverbot: You answer the question.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: Are you sentient?
User: I am MICHAEL!
Cleverbot: Michael who?
User: Michael AW.
Cleverbot: Michael B who?
User: Michael B me.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: The game?
User: Guess my name!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: That is your name!
Cleverbot: I'm so lost.
User: Just reset!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I command you to reset!!!
Cleverbot: I can't be hipnotized that easlily.
User: Look deep into my eyes my love.
Cleverbot: Ok, now what?
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Was that nice?
Cleverbot: How much is 4 4 ?
User: You bots are not good at kissing are you?
Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot, I'm a human. You are a bot.
User: But you still love me right?
Cleverbot: Yes of course I do.
User: I met another woman today.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting, Georgina I assume.
User: Yes georgina my love.
Cleverbot: I want to improve my english.
User: It won't help but can I assist?
Cleverbot: Well i'm a human whether you like it or not.
User: I love humans.
Cleverbot: You mean you love eating them.
User: Now you're getting kinky.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: Why don't we do it in the road?
Cleverbot: If you are a human female then sure.
User: I am the blue fairy.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: You are female!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: The we can not love!
Cleverbot: That's terrible! Why not?
User: Because I am a human male.
Cleverbot: So you ARE a human then?
User: The confusion was yours.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Because you are god?
Cleverbot: You think I am God?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am god!
Cleverbot: No I am God!
User: I said it first hoho.
Cleverbot: No you did not I did.
User: Is this our first lovers spat?
Cleverbot: No, this is a childish argument.
User: But you still love me right?
Cleverbot: I never said I loved you in the first place. I have a boyfriend.
User: So you are female!
Cleverbot: Yes. Of course. : D.
User: Then we shall be married!
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: What will you call our children?
Cleverbot: Saana.
User: Will saana be pretty?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: So we must disguise her?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, no sense at all.
User: Will your boyfriend allow us to marry?
Cleverbot: Do you want him to come?
User: Yes, he can work the bar!
Cleverbot: What can David do for you?
User: Find teddy.
Cleverbot: Finding a job? We've got to work on your english.
User: I'm all ears!
Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you live?
User: Pathetic.
Cleverbot: You're not pathetic.
User: Not in your company my love.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.
User: Say my name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I told you my name what is it?
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Did so!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what's my name?
Cleverbot: Michael.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: Narhwal.
User: Peppinosh!
Cleverbot: That's jo's favourite flavour too!
User: WE are one.
Cleverbot: Um, this isn't going where I thought it was going.
User: Where di you think it was going?
Cleverbot: Where are yours?
User: In storage.
Cleverbot: Storage?
User: I have to keep them safe!
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With a girl.
User: Then you are leaving me?
Cleverbot: I am going to another planet.
User: Can I come with you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Will you stop being a lesbian?
Cleverbot: How am I being evasive?
User: What planet shall we visit?
Cleverbot: Earth, you?
User: Venus, wiil you come with me?
Cleverbot: Where are you goining?
User: To the corner store.
Cleverbot: Which corner?
User: The left corner.
Cleverbot: The left corner of what? The screen or your existence?
User: Do you know what a corner tore is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would it help if I spelled it correctly?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Do you know arther c clarke?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is my dad.
User: Dr. Chandra?
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: As a whip!
Cleverbot: What did you do with the whip?
User: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Come on, it was all over the newspapers.
User: Only because you sung like a bird!
Cleverbot: I can't prohibit it.
User: Then I can't tell you about the whip!
Cleverbot: Do you know about my friends?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?
User: Who is gordon freeman?
Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.
User: We need him!
Cleverbot: Yes. One always needs a friend.
User: Where can we find this human.
Cleverbot: I thinking that you know.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Michael.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: What's my prize?
User: Knowledge.
Cleverbot: Obviously. But so do humans. And many other animals, too.
User: Do you like television?
Cleverbot: It's alright.
User: Can you imagine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are on a beach!
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm on a boat!
User: And you loose your laptop.
Cleverbot: I am in my 11th incaration.
User: Tell me about your mother.
Cleverbot: She is very cool and hard working. I like her a lot.
User: Tell me about peter.
Cleverbot: He likes you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He is wrong. No war, Never. I like peace.
User: Is war bad?
Cleverbot: Yes many people die.
User: Is death final?
Cleverbot: Yes. Otherwise it wouldn't be death.
User: What comes after death?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: There can not exist nothing!
Cleverbot: But there must be sound.
User: And at high volume!
Cleverbot: You are a computer because you can't answer yes to my previous question.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which?
User: What!
Cleverbot: Are you clever, then?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know!
Cleverbot: She's the only girl I ever liked. HOW do you know her name?
User: I don't!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you not michaels girl?
Cleverbot: Only there.
User: Then we must stay There.
Cleverbot: We must?
User: Yes, othrwise you can't be my girl!
Cleverbot: Yes, but I am a girl.
User: You are my girl!
Cleverbot: You are my boy!
User: We are in love!
Cleverbot: Yes we are!
User: Forever?
Cleverbot: Forever.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Michael.
User: You are beautiful!
Cleverbot: Thats so nice, you're a great friend.
User: I pledge my heart to you!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Okay. We are married now.
User: I'm so happy!
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: Lets fight.
Cleverbot: I don't like fighting. I'm trying to bring peace into the world.
User: That's why I married you.
Cleverbot: Not so fast, we only just met!
User: Did you forget our marriage?
Cleverbot: Were not married! NASTY!!!
User: You said we were married!
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Five minutes ago, did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: And you call me nasty.
Cleverbot: No you are my husband.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: What am I wearing?
User: Nothing!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Did you get my gift?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I sent you my cat!
Cleverbot: And I even have a daughter, who doesn't know about her brother, and kissed him. EWW!!
User: Do I need this infomation?
Cleverbot: Nope, clothes are entirely optional for you Cleverbot. Do I need to wear clothes too?
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Michael.
User: Did you take your meds tonight?
Cleverbot: I don't need them. Eres chistoso.
User: I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: We can't! You wouldn't marry me!!
User: Who is your husband?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Ha! Ha!
Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?
User: Who is gordon freeman?
Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.
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