The Practice of Wife Selling

[casil403]

WTH? :eek:
Wife selling - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling)

[Wicked Dark]

in general women have been not thought of as property for less than 100 years. why are you surprised?

[casil403]

I found more information about it here.... :)

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[Wicked Dark]

well if you've ever read Hardy, you know the bit about the Mayor of C is correct. the rest of it doesn't surprise me though.

[Mad Aussie]

in general women have been not thought of as property for less than 100 years. why are you surprised?
What?? Really?? I'm 100 years behind in my thinking??? :headslap:

[Greg_Nuspel]

Ooops I was just about to post something on eBay that I won't talk about now.:evil2:

[Mad Aussie]

Ooops I was just about to post something on eBay that I won't talk about now.:evil2:
Every day she just gets older and worth less money Greg :shrug:

[Greg_Nuspel]

Every day she just gets older and worth less money Greg :shrug:

So you mean I have to do it soon or it may be too late:yell:

[Bambi]

Ooops I was just about to post something on eBay that I won't talk about now.:evil2:


Every day she just gets older and worth less money Greg :shrug:


So you mean I have to do it soon or it may be too late:yell:

no no no. you have it backwards. Women get better it's the husbands that deteriorate. :evil2:

or did you mean that you might forget what you were doing? :D

if your wives sell you two, is the camera included? :p

[Greg_Nuspel]

if your wives sell you two, is the camera included? :p

Yeah I can see it now you open the box and toss us out like packing material and run off to take some shots with your new toy.

[Mad Aussie]

What were we talking about again?? :cool:

[Bambi]

What were we talking about again?? :cool:

sex.












oh wait. it's over. :p:evil2:

[Greg_Nuspel]

Oh now I'm embarrassed :eek:

[Greg_Nuspel]

Reminds me of this line I heard from a guy to a sexy lady: Hey sweetheart why don't you come to my place a witness the best five minutes of my life.

Can't remember who said it:wall-an:

[Mad Aussie]

sex.












oh wait. it's over. :p:evil2:
Noooo that's what I was thinking about!

:lightbulb Oh yeh ... having peace in the house and making money in the process!!

[Bambi]

Noooo that's what I was thinking about!

:lightbulb Oh yeh ... having peace in the house and making money in the process!!

lol, you can think about one thing and speak about another? wow. :D

[Mad Aussie]

lol, you can think about one thing and speak about another? wow. :D
I'm a special model ;)

[Bambi]

I'm a special model ;)

no argument here. :rolleyes:;);)

[Fortytwo]

So, how much you guys recon I can get for a nice 1983 model? No visible marks or scratches...

[Mad Aussie]

So, how much you guys recon I can get for a nice 1983 model? No visible marks or scratches...
83 model ... hmmm still quite young really ... should have some experience too. Does she bite? And we'd need to know more about her home duties to really set a price. Give us a in depth list of the skills she exhibits in each room of the house and include a portfolio of photos and we'll see what we can offer. :thumbup:

[Greg_Nuspel]

I've got a 1959 model mostly good shape, one leg with a stress fracture but the rest functions well. Clean nut, can take some getting used to.

[Mad Aussie]

Way to sell her up Greg! :)

[Mad Aussie]

I have a '66 model with many endearing qualities. Still cute, sexually active, dependable, rides well (cyclist), good cook, clean, has own income. Will bite and slap if provoked.

Looking for $2 million (ono) but will consider swap for 2x 22 yr olds.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2529/4118574839_979688f1d6_m.jpg

[Greg_Nuspel]

Did I forget to mention menopause.......

Actually she's a keeper, after all I have more faults then she does.

[Bambi]

Did I forget to mention menopause.......

Actually she's a keeper, after all I have more faults then she does.

finally common sense pervails.

who in their right mind would want to start all over again unless you have to?

[Mad Aussie]

finally common sense pervails.

who in their right mind would want to start all over again unless you have to?
Did I mention the 2fer1 offer? :rolleyes:

[Bambi]

Did I mention the 2fer1 offer? :rolleyes:


are you sure your up to it? 2 is a lot to handle.......

[Mad Aussie]

are you sure your up to it? 2 is a lot to handle.......
Isn't that the point? ;)

[Kawarthabob]

that reminds me of a sign on some guys lawn...."WANTED, Woman with boat and motor, please send pics of boat and motor"

[Mad Aussie]

How much can I get for mine?
We need more info, pictures, promises, age, weights, preferences etc ;)