casil403
11-20-2009, 10:04 PM
OMG...LOL...so many of these have happened to me...especially the last one!
Enjoy! :D
Murphy's Laws of Photography by Darwin Wigget
When it comes to photography, there isn’t just one Murphy’s Law, there are dozens. Following, a sampling of some perverse natural laws that explain why everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Law of Telephotos: The slower the shutter speed, the stronger the wind.
Law of Gardening: Trees always grow best out of human heads.
Law of Lepidopteran Behaviour: Butterflies that sit still for hours can be made mobile by attempting photographic exposure.
Law of Flash Portraits: Preflash systems help eliminate redeye by stopping down the eyelids.
Law of Available Time: The less time available for a shot, the more time you need to setup equipment.
Law of Sunsets: The sunset is always most spectacular on your wedding anniversary. (In other words, forget it!)
Law of Acquisitiveness: The perceived usefulness of any piece of equipment is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought.
Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.
Law of Injustice: Low-dispersion glass attracts flying projectiles. Franklin Mint products, however, last forever.
Law of Replacement: You never find a lost accessory . . . until you’ve replaced it.
____ Darwin Wiggett
Enjoy! :D
Murphy's Laws of Photography by Darwin Wigget
When it comes to photography, there isn’t just one Murphy’s Law, there are dozens. Following, a sampling of some perverse natural laws that explain why everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Law of Telephotos: The slower the shutter speed, the stronger the wind.
Law of Gardening: Trees always grow best out of human heads.
Law of Lepidopteran Behaviour: Butterflies that sit still for hours can be made mobile by attempting photographic exposure.
Law of Flash Portraits: Preflash systems help eliminate redeye by stopping down the eyelids.
Law of Available Time: The less time available for a shot, the more time you need to setup equipment.
Law of Sunsets: The sunset is always most spectacular on your wedding anniversary. (In other words, forget it!)
Law of Acquisitiveness: The perceived usefulness of any piece of equipment is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought.
Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.
Law of Injustice: Low-dispersion glass attracts flying projectiles. Franklin Mint products, however, last forever.
Law of Replacement: You never find a lost accessory . . . until you’ve replaced it.
____ Darwin Wiggett